Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
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peterpanlinsonandharrydarling:
It has over 8,000 views.
And not a single dislike.
fun fact: I would love to be Peter Pan at a Disney park
but I don’t think I can be this fucking adorable
this is so cute I think I just threw up a little bit
ohmygod my I caN’T EVEN
OH SWEET LRODJSKLF
i don’t know what to feel
this hurts its just to cute omfg apuwajdcfsl
OHMY GOD HE’S SO CUTE AND HIS LITTLE FACE I’M CRYING
Omfg this is super adorable omg
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